Cut to the chase. The stuntmen are union scale.
Today is the first day that hasn’t had time to haunt you yet.
At the end of the day, things look pretty dark.
Cereal offenders tend to milk their success.
It takes 11 muscles to smile and one middle finger not to.
For some, it’s a short way down from the top of their game.
The hangman at the end of his rope forms the perfect loop.
Nothing says success like sək-sĕs.
It takes a match to raze a village.
Every great journey starts with punching an address into the GPS.
The stepchild is the father of some other dude.
Necessity is the mother of thinking fast.
The early bird catches shit from the late bird.
Discretion is the better part of keeping your ass in one piece.
Keep your friends close and your enemies six feet under.
Birds of one feather freeze their asses off.
Fortune favors the guy selling shovels at the gold rush.
The squeaky wheel needs to please sit down and shut the f__ up.
Life is what happens when death can’t settle on a date.
When one door closes, the latch goes ‘click’.
LOVE is EVOLVE spelled backwards with the last V and E tossed out for no apparent reason.
Estrangement makes the heart go yonder.
Never look a gift horse in the mouth. Eye contact is better.
Life is about finding yourself, something the dead can’t do.