From the Reagan pick-up truck retread to the contrived, insulting & wholly exhausted Wifely Gaze videos, I always felt this guy was gesticulating towards an Unconventional Campaign, while keeping all the hackneyed, conventional approaches intact.
Boldly safe. Safely bold.
Excessive body language: See me trying so hard to connect on a poisonal level with you. I’m achingly authentic while I’m patting you on the head.
Is the wife his equal sentient partner or some sycophantic denizen of Stepford? There are times her Admiringness is so manically gilded that I predict a restraining order in this couple’s future. Please tell me her totalitarian awe is a conscious act.
What could she possibly see in real life that his 0% polling does not? Love is blind. Love needs a focus group.
I remember people up here just gushing over this dude. Come on. Fess up. Clearly you’ve abandoned him. Verily, what goes through your heads? Anything at all? Do you ever ask yourselves the Day After?
I’m waiting for O’Rourke to do an al Qaeda-style beheading video of his mother out in the Chihuahuan Desert. Somehow I don’t think he’ll disappoint.
She deserves it for having given birth to such a hapless white guy as the Beto. Until he hoists her head skyward he’s not even on my short list. Beto needs to do more unquenchable self-loathing. I also want his mom to gurgle out her final protestations in Spanish.